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Brian McKnight Has A PHD in Vagina…

…Or at least that’s what he wants you to believe.

The “Back At One” crooner shocked the hell surprised fans late Monday night when he took Twitter to share a new track he’s been working on. Unlike the classic love songs he’s known for, this cut pulls no punches.”If You’re Ready To Learn” includes a chorus in which Brian sings the now infamous line:

Let me show you how your p*ssy works

Now in Brian’s defense, rappers say much worse on the regular, and today’s R&B cats (i.e. Chris Brown, Trey Songz, etc) have no issues with being vulgar as hell…BUT that’s not what we love you for Brian! Yeah it may have made Brian McKnight a trending topic for a hot second, but no one is about to make “Pussy Works” their wedding song o_O

If you haven’t heard this hot mess NSFW piece of work yet, hit the jump and prepare you’re best side-eye.

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Does Your Weatherman Quote Jay-Z?

If not, you may be getting short-changed.

Meteorologist Tom Murphy of Alpena, Michigan consistently throws random pop culture references into his nightly forecasts on WBKB-TV. That’s right, from Bone Thugs to Drake, Tom is on it. (I can only imagine how many annoyed high school kids in Michigan have had to explain to their parents what the hell he was talking about.)

Hit the jump to check out the corniness in full effect.

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Webbie Tells Terrence J “Get Your Ho”

And when he says ho, he means 106 & Park co-host Rocsi.

If you missed it a few weeks back, Webbie was “banned” from the show after apparently making some inappropriate comments to Rocs-zilla while appearing as a “Freestyle Friday” judge. After a commercial break Terrence made the announcement on-air, but didn’t really elaborate on the situation.

Apparently now Webbie wants you to know his *cough* side of the story. In 8 minutes of a country-ass ramble, the “Bad B*tch” rapper proclaims he “IS” BET, will beat Terrence J’s ass and a bunch of other unnecessary nonsense. *SMDH* Hit the jump to witness the f*ckery for yourself.

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Blank Stare: Ron Artest Preps For “Dancing With The Stars”

I. JUST. CAN’T.

Rocking a pair of Wilt Chamberlain’s old shorts, Ron Artest, Metta World Peace or whatever-the-hell is name is, gave paparazzi a taste of his “moves” outside of the Dancing with the Stars studios in Hollywood. Get it girl!

This season could actually turn out to be quite entertaining o_O

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It Looks Like Memphitz Is Trying To Get On The No-Fly List

Via TMZ:

The husband of Lil Wayne’s baby mama #1 Toya Carter – who co-stars alongside her in the BET reality show “Toya: A Family Affair” — was arrested today at an airport in Atlanta … after he allegedly tried to bring a gun onto an airplane.

Law enforcement tells TMZ, Mickey “Memphitz” Wright put his backpack through the X-ray scanner at Hartsfield-Jackson International Airport – and TSA agents quicklydiscovered the firearm and called the cops.

According to police, Wright had a valid license to carry the weapon … insisting he had simply forgotten the gun was in his bag — but it’s still illegal to bring it on a plane.

Wright was arrested on the spot and transferred to a nearby jail. He is still in custody.

I’m just at a complete loss on this one. I mean really?!? I know I can’t take my 5 ounce bottle of hairspray on a plane, so what in the hell was Memphitz on thinking he could bring a damn gun through security? It’s called common sense people *sigh* maybe you should try it sometime.

Tweets That Broke The Internet: Khia’s Cotton Candy Debacle

Blogging tipsy, and I have no words for this. *SMH* just another reason why certain people should not be allowed to use the web…

Lindsay Lohan Suing Pitbull?

So one simple lyric from his hit “Give Me Everything” - “I got it locked up like Lindsay Lohan” - may cost Pitbull a big chunk of change. That’s right, the lawsuit happy actress is on the attack once again. (If you don’t recall, LiLo went after E-Trade back in 2010 for the their “Milkaholic Lindsay” commercial; later settling with the company out of court).

Lindsay is pissed, claiming in her lawsuit … “the lyrics, by virtue of its wide appeal, condemnation, excoriation, disparaging or defamatory statements by the defendants about the plaintiff are destined to do irreparable harm to the plaintiff.”

Lindsay, who claims in the lawsuit she is “a professional actor of good repute and standing in the Screen Actors Guild, is suing under the New York civil rights laws, which protects people from having their name exploited for commercial purposes.

Lindsay alleges the appearance of her name in the song “causes [Lindsay] to be associated and identified in connection with defendants.”

The suit — filed by Stephanie Ovadia – seeks an injunction to stop all of the defendants from broadcasting the song.  It also seeks unspecified damages.  Ovadia is the same lawyer who filed the E*TRADE lawsuit on Lindsay’s behalf, which settled for a confidential sum. [SOURCE]

The suit also names collaborators Ne-Yo and Afrojack as defendants.

I used to really like Lindsay Lohan back in her Mean Girl days, but this chick needs a serious reality check. Don’t do the crime if you can’t do the time sweetie. If you want people to stop talking about you, stop acting-a-f*cking-fool and get your life together.

Sidenote: Can you imagine if every celebrity used in a hip hop metaphor tried to sue? Actresses like Halle Berry would be pocketing a pretty penny…

Kreayshawn Proves Her Whack-ness

From the jump something just didn’t sit right with me about this girl, and clearly I was on to something. Fem-cee (and I use that term loosely) Kreayshawn stopped by Power 99 in Philly and attempted to freestyle on Cosmic Kev’s “Come Up Show.”

The result was nothing short of a joke. After her written bars were finished, she was completely lost. My non-rapping ass could probably spit a better 16 than that mess. The fact that she has been given so much hype just irks the sh*t out of me. This chick is GARBAGE and true hip hop fans can see she’s doing nothing but making a joke out of a genre that so many of us love. (And don’t even get me started on wannabe gangsta her sidekick V-Nasty.)

Clearly, a gimmick is all you need to get signed now-a-days. *Lightbulb* There’s no redheaded, freckle-faced, female rappers out there yet. Hmmmmm…let me get on top of this sh*t -_-

 

Big Boi Was Ready To Party, Arrested For Drug Possession

Over the weekend, Outkast rapper Antwan “Big Boi” Patton was arrested in Miami for possession of a controlled substance, as well as possession of drug paraphernalia.

Officers performed a pat-down on Big Boi from Outkast when he got off a cruise ship in Miami yesterday, and found several drugs ON HIS PERSON … this according to the Miami-Dade Police report obtained by TMZ.

Cops say U.S. Customs and Border Patrol searched Big Boi after a drug-sniffing dog named Cezar reacted to Big Boi.

According to the Miami-Dade Police report, “The pat-down revealed 5.7 grams of MDMA in powder form, 3 pills of suspect ecstacy, 9 whole pills of Viagra and 2 [half-pills] of Viagra, and a cigarette roller with suspect marijuana residue.”

TMZ broke the story, 36-year-old Big Boi was arrested for 3 counts of possession of narcotics and 1 count of possession of drug paraphernalia. [SOURCE]

Since the incident, Big Boi’s lawyer, Daniel Kane, issued the following statement:

“While Big Boi was traveling with his group and friends, a small amount of contraband was found in the collective luggage,” said a statement from Kane. “I am confident when the entire facts are aired Big Boi will be completely exonerated.”

I can’t help but giggle at the words from his attorney. When the facts are aired he’ll be exonerated? The only fact I can take from the story is that Big Boi was trying to get it in o_O

So Hosea Chanchez Is Rapping Now?

That’s right, the video above comes from The Game actor Hosea “Malik Wright” Chanchez. I definitely didn’t make it through the whole video, but from what I did see, “Booty Shotz” is clearly not intended to be taken seriously. (Although with the state of the music industry today, it sadly would probably be a hit.)

According to The YBF, the clip is a spoof for an upcoming film called Dysfunctional Friends. If for some reason the producers decided to scrap it, they can always just slip it the upcoming season of The Game. I mean honestly, this fits Malik’s character to a “T.”

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